How do you grow a unibrow?

You can get a unibrow by bathing your pubic hair in ice cold water. it will eventually get cold and migrate upwards. Repeat the process until your pubic hair forms a bridge between your eyebrows connecting them so your headlice can cross from one eyebrow to the other in relative comfort. email me for further tips on grooming your unibrow @ gunafore@live.co.uk.