What might a customer do to annoy a waitress?

Here are some simple ways to annoy a waitress but remember they are the people dealing with your food.

1) Keep saying "There is something in my drink I want a new one and you better not charge me"

2)Order your food and then keep complaining about it. "My food is cold" "My food is undercooked" "My food doesn't taste right" "This is not what I ordered"

3)Talk about pointless things, like how your dog likes to drink out of your toilet bowl and run into things because its half brain dead. Or how your two year old just learned how to go potty but missed the toilet. Things like that to keep the waitress at the table.

4)When the meal is over tip her a handful of nickels that is equivalent to 25 cents or in coupons.

5) Last but not least leave a mess on your table.

These are five simple ways to annoy a waitress though if you don't want your food spit in or anything else horrible I suggest not doing them.