How do you attract lesbian woman?

Alright, this is what you have to do...

THE TOP TEN LIST OF THINGS LESBIANS LIKE:

10. Mullets

9. Flannel

8. Sarah Hyland (YouTube it)

7. Folk Music

6. No Fro

5. Betty White

4. The lesbian call. to preform such, make a "V" with your index and middle finger over your mouth, facing the direction of the desired future lover, and with your tongue, go: lulululalalalula

3. boy underwear

2. cute dog

1. VAGINA!

the best working method ive used was portrayed by "Kentucky lightening", stalk your lover and sing "come to my window" by, of course, Melissa Etheridge.

Now, go getter done.