How do you tie yourself up to a chair?

Well that depends what you are using I would go for dressing gown ties and belts because if no one knows about it you don't have to find an excuse to go shopping. So what you do is you get the dressing gown tie and tie it through the loops of the chair and onto the upper part of your arms and tie a bow so you can pull it out. The use the belt to tie your feet to the legs of the chair. It's best to have someone around to help though.