What do you give a guy friend as a gift for 18 th birthday?

* house/apartment * car * money for the strip club * dog (if he likes dogs) * cat * iguana * the latest Grand Theft Auto, unless he has it already

* money in general * a gun * your thumb, a la "Family Guy" * porn * the Universal Gift: A gift card. * (a) movie(s) or CD(s). * a TV

Of course it's really up to you in the long run. You know what he would like better than I do.