Key battles of World War 2?

the fart war,

one big fat guy just let it rip and the everyone got mad so they were trying to out fart America but the fat guy was with America and farted again and that's what started the World War 2 , the other one was the battle of Hamburgers the bad guys ran out of the supply of hamburgurs so they raded the the Americans and took thers that was the third battle i beileve