What does a leprechaun do if you catch it?

Catching one is simple. You must get a cage, leprechaun bait, and a tent. a 1 million candle power torch is required to stun them, but not enough to blind them ;o) Camp out one night, and have a cage set up over leprechaun bait as you would try to catch a bird. When you hear it (trust me you will) pull the cage shut before stunning it with your torch. you must then force it into a glass bottle, as its magical powers will not escape out of glass. A 45 year old cork (or more) is required to seal the top. Keep him for 3 years, and do not let him out of your sight! NEVER! From the moment you wake up to the moment you sleep. When you are not looking at him, use a BLACK sheet to COMPLETLY cover it. After 3 years, smash it and you'll be granted 3 wishes! SCE