Where do you get a massage?

It depends on where you are. Massage can be as close by as next door, if you live in Thailand. Or it can be in a spa or massage establishment, as in the US. The best way to find a place to get a massage is to look in the phone book. Look under Massage Therapy and you will find a listing of massage professionals in your area. If you are in the US, it is very likely that the state will require that they also include their license number. That assures that you will be getting a professional massage and not something else.