Where on Earth did I leave my keys can I get some advice on where to look?

Your car.

Your key hole in your door.

Your table or coffee stand.

Your key rack.

Your jacket pocket.

Your bed.

Under your bed.

Your pocket or purse.

In the sink or toilet.

The garbage.

Most people mislay keys in or on the refrigerator or freezer.

Pretty much, tear your house apart.