What funny things have happend to your kids?

well one time i had to go away from home for a week because of my job and my wife came with me we decided to leave our 13 year old son at my best friends house and he was excited because my friend had three children the same age as him but he didn't know they were all girls when he arived he was quite disappointed but he went to say hellow and we (me and my wife) brought in his stuff we seen the girls lead him up stairs then 5 minutes later we left 3 hours later when we were about to leave the car at the airport we see his suit case in the back seat so we were able to get a flight later on so we drove back to my friends house droped it off i decided to say good bye again so i went up stares and heard noise in on of the bedrooms and went in the 3 girls were just sitting there one had a camera in her hand i asked wear my son was and they said at the toilet so i walked out and closed the door then went down stairs after my trip we went to pick up my son but when i went to the door and my friend said they were in the oldest girls room when i went in my son was standing in the middle of the room in a white dress they curled his longish hair and put in clips make-up high heals long white gloves white netted tights a hand bag later i also found out he was wearing panties stuffed bra painted nails perfume waxed legs then the youngest came up to my and gave me a photo album full of 241 pictures of my son dressed in female outfits turns out they blackmailed him by holding his wii ds mobile and x-box out a window that had to be the funniest thing that has ever happen me well did you realy think i was a dad or married im thirteen!