Why are there yellow bumps on your toes?

I think you must have gonorrhea on your toes, possible from toeing other girls, and i am a certified Doctor in this type of field. it is possible that you will die any day now. of course you could use oxcontin, ginseng, or just quit toeing other girls. Or you WILL DIE!

Also in most cultures it is highly frowned apon, they chop of your dick if you are caught.