How old is the oldest cat alive?

Most people would say that God is the oldest old. This is, of course, utter nonsense. People aren't sure if God even exists! If he does then God IS the oldest old and if he doesn't then it is either Earth which is 4.3 billion years old or the Sun which is 5.8 billion years old. The oldest person is - hang on I have the Guinness Book Of Records right here... The Oldest man EVER is Shigechiyo Izumi (Japan) who died at 120 but Oldest living man is Walter Breuning (USA) who is today 114 years old.