How were the 7 issues of the constitution solved?

There were only five issues:

1) where to put all the sewage

2) how to recognize Christopher Columbus

3) the maximum number of couches you are allowed in one dwelling place

4) whether or not to allow Serbians into the countries, they could start another World War

5) Potatoes were made the national food, and the only consumable food... Punishment: guillotine!