What is Books never written itchin and scratchin?

"Books Never Written: Itchin and Scratchin " doesn't have a specific book title. Instead, it's a joke format where the setup is a humorous book title followed by a punchline often relating to the title in a clever or punny way. So, "Itchin and Scratchin" might be the title of a hypothetical book filled with jokes about itching or scratching.