How do you know if your dog has an eating disorder?

Let's focus on the beafy part of the question, eating disorder. When I think of eating disorder, I think of the singer from the Carpenters. She died from Anorexia. And then there's the opposite, called Bulimia nervosa. I'm sure there's a whole sluthe of other disorders out there relating the the *eating* aspect of the digestive system.

So ask yourself this. No, seriously go find yourself the thinking cap. Can't find it, huh? Been awhile? Don't remember where you used it last or left it? Please, don't tell me you don't own one...tisk, tisk, tisk.

Have you observed the dog admiring itself in any reflection and then look displeased? Or have you observed the dog going to the bathroom, close the door, and make disgusting sounds behind the door, and then hear the toilet flush to remove all evidence of what it has done...because he sure ain't doing it in front of you. Because if you feed the dog a meal, and it devours it and then goes outside, or maybe even wherever you are at, and pukes, and then eats it again....oh, wait that's getting me confused...I thought that was normal dog behavior...Bulimia...eat...vomit...guilt...eat again...vomit...more guilt...

Is the dog guilty for eating?

Man, fork out the bucks and treat the animal with respect and see a vet. Don't be cheap. Heck, go spend the big bucks, and see a trained doggy psychologist...not psychiatrist, as they will administer drugs for treatment...you want to spend as much money as possible at this point, because of the guilt you may be externalizing upon the dog from your own problems of eating...Doggy see...doggy doo doo