What is the best way to skin a cat?

Well, to begin with, it is much easier if the cat is no longer alive. Then you take wire clips or strong cord, and tie the cat to a tree limb by its hind legs. Then, carefully slice around the ankles and wearing gloves, so that you do not pick up any of those nasty diseases, start pulling downward, on the skin of both legs. You will have to make an additional cut at the crotch, but then the foreleg skin and body skin should come off nicely. It's a little bit difficult to pull the entire skin off of the head of the cat, but that is not usually considered attractive in any case. The better way is to remove the head of the cat, first. Curing the skin and fur is a different process, of course. But if you gut the cat and clean it, and then separate the body parts, the soup is very good, especially with carrots.

Or U could screw that process, chuck it in a blender & have a good laugh