A list of Scottish stereotypes

Here's some:

We're all pale skinned, freckled and ginger.

We all hate the English.

We're violent.

We drink whiskey, and are fierce in bar fights.

We like football (European version) but can't play it.

Patriotic.

We're cheap and miserly.

The men wear plaid kilts and march in formation with Bagpipes.

Everyone belongs in a clan.

We're all homophobic and rascist.

We're poets.

We eat haggis and toss cabers all day.

We can all play bagpipes.

We don't speak English.

We walk around saying 'och aye the noo'.

We go on about William Wallace and The Proclaimers.

We all work down in mines.