Do English bulldogs bark

Bulldogs don't bark because their native tongue is yodeling. As a matter of fact, the term "English" is geographically inaccurate--as its recently been determined. The much desired Bulldog is originally indeed from Switzerland, the revered capital of Yodeling (not too be confused with the better-known Yo-Dee-Ling, Viet Nam). It 's seems that the greedy pasty Brits stole the coveted Bully undercover of a dense English fog hanging thick with deception and sinking lower than pool guy that tried to out swim Phelps.