In the pressure-filled driving environment handicapping Yourself by drinking and driving the best of all choices?

Oh honey, drinking and driving is about as smart as using a chocolate teapot - it's just a recipe for disaster. Trust me, the only handicap you'll be giving yourself is a one-way ticket to jail or worse. So, do yourself a favor and call a cab, a friend, or even a llama - just don't get behind the wheel after hitting the bottle.