How can you write to ea sports?

To email EA Sports, you must first go to their website and unload your anal dribble upon the 'Feedback' section. Once this step is complete, we advise you to wipe clean your screen before continuing.

Now, this method is proven as EA are a pile of unicorn crap.

Afterwards, you must begin to angrily start to twist your right nipple until it begins to squirt milk in a circular fashion.

This method is particularly effective when you go down 0-3 in a game.

If, despite everything, you are unable to contact EA sports, masturbate thrice whilst practicing 'Musical Chairs'.

I have no doubt that this three techniques will help you accomplish everything necessary in life :)