Have dragon carcasses ever been found?

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2026-04-04 16:00

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Actually this is not entirely true. Recently Dr. Off held a press conference about said dragon carcass. He was quoted saying that only parts of the dragon have been discovered, and not the entire body. The remains are far from intact due to millions of years of decay, therefore it is difficult to tell just what exactly has been found. Dr. Off believesthat the remains he and his team have found are the reproductive organs (or what some might call a dick, schlong, Johnson, cock, shaft, rod, crotch, snake, wang, willie, pecker, wood, Mr. Happy, or Dr. Feel Good to name a few) of a purple male dragon code named Spyro. More updates will be available as Dr. Off and his team continue to learn about the prehistoric creature.

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