Is 9 yards or 324 inches bigger?

Why ask such an ignorant question? It reflects a mentality of a child that is immaturely trying to stump someone in answering with a wrong answer . . . thus making a fool of someone is the main goal of asking this question! Grow up please and think about what you are doing with your Words. How one uses Words to reflect their thoughts also shows us the mentality of that person, so think about that for a while.