What rhymes with zombies?

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2026-05-16 19:55

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I like to write poems about monsters you see,

But sometimes a problem comes to me

The rhyming stuff isn't so very hard

when Dracula backwards is spelled Alucard

And never in all of those old writings mine

Was it hard to couplet with Frankenstein

Always a Word in my mind would come soon

To go with that old favorite, Blackie LaGoon!

But one monster stands apart from the rest

and writing about him puts my mind to the test.

I've thought and I've read and I've researched till I'm blue

And yet the rhyme just never scans true.

So you may as well given up and explode a bomb-bee

'Cause you're never gonna find a good rhyme for Zombie

Aerocrombie, Salami, Abercrombie,

Nothing rhymes with zombie. You may want to consider not trying to rhyme it with anything.

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