I like to write poems about monsters you see,
But sometimes a problem comes to me
The rhyming stuff isn't so very hard
when Dracula backwards is spelled Alucard
And never in all of those old writings mine
Was it hard to couplet with Frankenstein
Always a Word in my mind would come soon
To go with that old favorite, Blackie LaGoon!
But one monster stands apart from the rest
and writing about him puts my mind to the test.
I've thought and I've read and I've researched till I'm blue
And yet the rhyme just never scans true.
So you may as well given up and explode a bomb-bee
'Cause you're never gonna find a good rhyme for Zombie
Aerocrombie, Salami, Abercrombie,
Nothing rhymes with zombie. You may want to consider not trying to rhyme it with anything.
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