How can you become a druze?

Well, honey, you can't just sign up for a Druze membership like it's a gym subscription. Being Druze is a whole cultural and religious shebang that you're born into, not something you can just decide to join on a whim. So unless you've got some serious reincarnation plans lined up, I'd say stick to being your fabulous self and leave the Druze identity to those who were lucky enough to be born into it.