What rhymes with ditched?

bitch

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Me and my friend wrote a poem:

Reighnbeaux: A fish in a hitch.

Reighnbeaux: Decided to dig a ditch.

Reighnbeaux: And in that ditch.

Reighnbeaux: Saw a bitch.

Reighnbeaux: Screwing a witch.

Quibbles: And then he was in a big ol' stitch.

Reighnbeaux:So he went down to smack that bitch.

Quibbles: And then he got thanked by the witch.

Reighnbeaux: Who threw a pitch

Quibbles: Who ate a dish

Reighnbeaux: And waved goodbye to the fish

Quibbles: To go eat the bitch

Reighnbeaux: Who had died in the ditch

Quibbles: Which got the fish out of his big ol' stitch

Reighnbeaux: But gave him a nervous twitch

Quibbles: Which resulted in having him run an Abercrombie and Fitch.

Reighnbeaux: Where he saw a snitch

Quibbles: Who decided to kick his bitch

Reighnbeaux: Which gave him an itch

<<Its pretty long. So I'll leave it at that>>