How do you reply to someone who calls you a hobo?

tell the person to look at their self in the mirror before they say that

or say you sure haven't seen your mom

Answer:

When you are young and haven't been hurt much or helped people who have been hurt (like by something heavy falling on you, or breaking up with a boy/girlfriend, or cutting yourself with a knife by mistake, or burning yourself with a soldering iron by mistake) someone calling you a hobo seems like an important thing. But soon you will reach an age and experience where someone calling you a hobo will be like someone dropping their pencil - you just won't care.