What are facts about welding?

# If you look into the flame you'll go blind,

# if you touch the flame it will burn you,

# your face is always hotter than your buttocks, # a cigarette always tastes better when lit by a torch flame,

# always weld with a full gas tank, # you can get a tan/sunburn from welding, and

# welding is fun when you weld random items together.