How do you make your pocket emo happy?

There's actually no limit ( i think ). Feeding him doesn't work and doing everything doesn't work. Staying on the tab for a while wont work the emo will just say , yeah keep staring , I'm not sure if this could happen anyways. The razor will just make him scared. Dairy doesn't do much really. The food will do nothing as he will say ( Pickles? I hate pickles ) As if this statement can't be made. Sorry!