What are some funny quotes about life?

Here's an interesting one:

Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past but you cannot erase it. - Anonymous

Here are some funny qutes about life

Life's more amusing than we thought.

~ Andrew Lang

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.

~ Rudolph Valentino

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

~ Bill Vaughan

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.

~Janet Coleman

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

~ Douglas Adams

I look at life as a gift of God. Now that he wants it back I have no right to complain.

~Joyce Cary

What if life really is just a bowl of cherries?

~Unknown

Here Are Some Best Quotes to live by

Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.

~ Van Wilder

At one point in your life you either have the thing you want or the reasons why you don't.

~ Andy Roddick

Every day, it's important to ask and answer these questions: "What's good in my life?" and "What needs to be done?"

~ Nathaniel Branden

A life without cause is a life without effect.

~ Barbarella

There is only one success, to be able to spend your life in your own way.

~ Christopher Morley

The ultimate measure of man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

~ Dr. Martin Luther King Jr