How do you make pvc?

You get a PineApple and squeeze the about 30 millilitres for every 100 millilitres of PVC you want. Then you add 20 millilitres of Venom (I recommend the venom of a bee as it does very little unless your allergic) and then stir in 50 millilitres of cucumber juice. Let this sit for half an hour, then stir in 10 grams of cocoa powder, 10 millilitres of milk and 1 tablespoon of mashed banana. Stir this mix for one minute, then heat at Gas Mark 6 till it starts to turn a bluey grey colour. After this, you need to freeze it for at least one week before you use it.

This may seem hard and like a lot of effort, but its the cheapest and easiest method to make PVC yourself.

I've used this method hundreds of times.