Will drinking 12 pints of Stella a week kill you?

there are 2 cups in one pint,

so that means you are drinking 24 cups of beer a week, about 3.4 cups of beer a day.

So No- it will not kill you..immediately,

but...

• your body will become desensitized to the alcohol and you will develop a strong tolerance to alcohol; causing a need to increase alcohol intake in order to feel buzzed.
• it will dehydrate you
• your liver will have to work extra hard to detox
• you will be more prone to Alcoholism

So no it won't kill you, but it will weaken you and deteriorate your body slowly.