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2026-07-07 01:50

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Did you fart? Because you blew me away

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my

problems

Do you have a quarter so I can call your mother and tell you thank you?I didn't know you angels flew so low?I better sound the trumpets, God needs to know you got out.Are you from Tennessee? ..Cause your the only ten I see.Did it hurt?...When you fell from Heaven.

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