How many oyster crackers could a crack oyster cracker cracker crack if a crack oyster cracker cracker could crack oyster crackers?

A crackalackin' crack oyster cracker cracker would crack as many crackalackin' crack oyster crackers as a crackalackin' crack oyster cracker cracker could crack, if a crack oyster cracker cracker could crack oyster crackers in a crackalackin' way.