Silly bands what is the meaning of each color?

silly bands normally had no meaning but if you think about it they really do

such as :

PInk; in love but dont want any one to know

Purple; you hate some one and they know it

Blue; ready to go futher

Black; not in the mood to do anything

Red; ready to give up

green; Happy but dont know what to do

glow-in-the-dark; ready to take a chance for anything

dark blue; mysterious,secrets being hidden

yellow; feeling sick

gray; bored

light green; active,whats to do some thing!!!

dark red; mad,going to hit someone

brown; feels like poop!!

white; wants to make out

peach; lonely desprate for love

orange; wants to kill some one

tie-die; hippie does not believe in death

sparkle blue; ready for sex

sparkle green; ready to move on from you

sparkle red; failing in school

sparkle black; failing in love

sparkle orange; hates yours parents

sparkle pink; likes a very strong hott guy

sparkle purple;likes a very hott skinny chick

and

gold; wants to be famous

sliver;wants to be un-famous and live some where nasty