Why did the bicycle go to a psychiatrist?

There are a number of answers:

1. It lost its bearings and became derailed.

2. It had cycle logical problems.

3. The cycle paths were starting to rub off on it.

4. It was fed up with being taken for a ride.

5. It thought it was becoming cycle-chotic.

6. It had been too long since it last "spoke" to a professional.

7. It was two tired all the time.