What is sasquash?

Sasquash is a giant purple gum drop that fell from the sky. he is just like santa and he knows when you are asleep and awake!!! NOT!!! He is a giant feather ball that lives in the middle of the ocean and eats grapefruit and rare jellybeans. You know what he is getting for Christmas? A razor!!! I am just kidding!! SOme say he is a really big hairy ape thing but some people think he is fake. Go figure!