How can you faint without holding your breath?

BEWARE: YOU ARE READING OF A EXPERIENCED FAINTER

easy,

so you want to faint

well first of all not many people enjoy the experience of fainting but on the occasion it can be used as a basic move to get outta class or to just simply freak people out.

what to expect:

one way or another you will most likely hit your head so don't go thinking oh yeah I'll just faint and won't get injured. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, DO NOT GO TO SLEEP AFTER FAINTING if you feel sleepy it most likely means you've (in the process) given yourself a concussion.

1.

ok well one way to faint without holding your breath is to for a couple of days before hand just relax don't eat all of your food skip meals and don't drink, next day when you are sitting down simply know when you want to get up start breathing really fast unnoticably (last thing you want is someone questioning you) and simply really quickly stand up as fast as possible you're guarenteed to faint trust me!!!

(once btw I had a infected fungus and then fainted at school cos It was really painful kept me up the nightbefore then i got to go home early from school *)