How do you become a fartnocker?

To become a fartnocker, follow these steps below.

Step 1- eat junk food (unhealthy food)

Step 2- don't excersise

Step 3- be a mean jerk (dont be nice to people)

Step 4- eat alot of food (eat food everytime)

Step 5- drink pop with cream cheese or sour cream in it

If you follow these steps carefully you will tend to fart almost every 5min. That means you are a fartnocker.