How do you reset a Sony Vaio Laptop?

first, you take the screen and then smash it with a sledge hammer. Then you take the keyboard and clean it with laundry detergent. Then you turn the computer upside down and unscrew everything and take out the hardrive and fill it up with gasoline. The last step is to take it to your manufacturer and tell him that there is something wrong with my computer. He will fix it for you and reset it. (keep some cash)

really, I'm not lying, this works

trust me...