Is pimping a religion

My name is Eric

Culpepper, I am a Grand Inquisitor level theologian lineage master

pimp who is descended from countless generations of Ministers,

Evangelists, Masons and Eastern Stars of every conceivable rank and

on every side of both my immediate and extended family and I

coincidentally recently published two books "The Truth About

Pimpology and Pimpology Compressor" that just happen to directly

address the mystery of whether pimping is a religion or not among

many other great mysteries and grossly misunderstood intricacies of

the clandestine world of pandering and prostitution.

Pimping in its

purest form is in fact absolutely not a religion, pimping, much

like crime itself, is ultimately and in core essence merely a form

of rebellion, a form of counter-reaction to injustices given that

members of a society have suffered. However, over the millennia as

pimps became more highly refined pimps sought out increasingly

transparent and efficient means of controlling people in general,

and women in particular, and from this evolution of tactics and

applied techniques eventually evolved religion.

In my book

"Pimpology Compressor" I describe a priest as a thug that is so

highly refined that he is above people's view and resultantly high

above their realm of suspicion. There is an old saying among thugs

that says "Always choose a crime that you can commit by yourself so

that there is no one to tell on you." And herein lies one of the

core factors in the creation of religion.

Religion is

ultimately a highly refined means of restraint, a means of binding

and controlling people without the use of visible restraints. Thugs

have always sought to tie their victims up so that they could have

their way with them and freely make away with their victims

possessions and religion is one of the most highly refined means

that thugs have devised over the millenia to accomplish this core

objective.

Religion is also

an extremely highly refined means of threatening people and

demanding money from people indirectly in that instead of

threatening to injure or kill someone if they don't give you their

money they are threatened with an eternity in Hell if they don't

support God's program and by using this highly effective technique

the highly refined thug is able to obtain their victim's money and

absolutely no crime is reported and no suspicion is raised

concerning his activities.

The highest

ranking theologian master pimps like to say that "The Pimp did not

come out of the Church, The Church came out of The Pimp". The

masters justification for this line of logic is that it is written

in The Bible that the body is the temple and the Church is a house

of fornication and theologian master pimps often reference

scriptures from the Bible that record where Jesus turned over the

tables of those who had turned the Church into a den of thieves and

money changers.

Theologian master

pimps reason that the Church has not only always been a hustle, but

that the Church was created by hustlers solely as a highly refined

means of hustling. I am laying out all of this high ranking lineage

master pimp ideology to make the point that pimping itself is in

fact not a religion (at least not in the Western Hemisphere), but

religion is believed to be a byproduct of pimping and other forms

of hustling by the highest ranking theologian master pimps.

In my highly

informative treatise on pandering and prostitution I make the

extremely relevant point that a pimp is merely the King of a

minuscule Kingdom that is built on the mess that other people have

created and herein lies one of the greatest truths about pimping

that has ever been put into print. There are always imbalances,

inequities and injustices in society and men have always found

highly creative means of transcending those inequities and finding

a way to sit high atop the rest of society and pimping and

subsequently religion is one of those highly refined means of

accomplishing this.