Where is the closest orphanage?

Unfortunately, while we do sometimes watch you through your computer, we can't see enough of your surroundings to make out exactly where it is you live so we can't tell you which orphanage is closest to you.

Two things: You should probably stop using the computer right after you take a shower, or at least adjust your towel better, but if you had done that we wouldn't be able to tell you the second thing, which is that you should have that mole looked at. You know the one.