When do you know that your growing up?

When,

The telephone bill comes in and your parents have to have a heart to heart talk with you

You start getting deoderant in your Christmas stalking

Instead of asking for Polly Pockets, Webkinz or Barbies you ask for things like phones, camaras, laptops and Ipods

You stop sleeping with your teddy bear

You start having Coke or Dr. Pepper instead of lemonade or rootbeer

And when the waitor or Waitress stops asking you if you want the kids menu

It's not called a butt anymore, its called an ass.