A satire involving a hair thief?

In a world obsessed with beauty, a notorious hair thief stalks the streets, targeting unsuspecting victims with luscious locks. The thief's MO involves snipping away strands in the dead of night, leaving his victims bald and bewildered. As chaos ensues and the city's wig industry booms, a quirky detective and his trusty hairpiece sidekick vow to catch the audacious criminal and restore peace to the citizens' scalps.