What are nasty things to tell to your boyfriend?

Were texting… blah blah blah

Me- I am listening to dance (a**) remix. Again. Boy how big is your?

Him- ------------------------------------------

Me- Oh, WOW! Can you send me a pic?/ you know your thing. Send me a pic.

Him- (pic)

Me- Awesome! Can not wait until summer when you come over! Maybe we could play with that big boy!