What happens if you water a plant with Windex?

Mixing salt and windex will cause the mixture to seperate as the non polar solvents are "salted out". The largest bottom layer will be the water. The thin top layer will be a mixture of mostly isopropyl alchohol and some of the other nonpolar components. The fatty acid Disodium Cocoamphodipropionate will congeal if the mixture is left to sit for a while and then the chunks can knocked into the water to float around very entertainingly.