What does Valentine's Day mean?

Well, there are two meanings. If you have a special someone (wink wink nudge nudge) but they don't know you have feelings for them, it reminds you that they are probably giving a gift to someone else and not you. if they do know that you have feelings for them, they will probably avoid you to avoid getting embarrassed when you give them the present you worked too hard for.

And then, of course, if you don't have a special someone, that means you have no feelings and that you are going to die alone (lol).