What are you called if you don't have a religion?

If you are convinced there is no God, and all religions are wrong you are Athiest.

If you believe all religions could be right, but don't neccessarily follow any one you are Pantheist.

If you are not sure if there is a God, or don't know which religion believe you are Agnostic.

If you simply can't be bothered to think about religion you are Non-theist.

If you have been touched by His noodley appendage, you are a Pastafarian.