How do you pierce an industrial piercing at home?

THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA. Surface piercing are more difficult to take care of even when its done by a professional. They affect more skin than a normal piercing so the risk for infection is even greater. There is just so much that could go wrong with this. You could pierce it too deep or too shallow. You could end up with a horrible scar from a dumb idea. Just don't do it and save the money to go to a professional.