What is the ratio for mixing oil to gas for 2 cycle outboard motors?

The mixture I use is Bass Pro's Origial Beer batter corn meal mix with Jim Beam. Its a 4/1 ratio, then I will take my wife to the boat ramp, and beat her senseless, then leave her standing there blue and bloodied. Be sure you use a crow bar or pipe wrench when you do it. Everytime I used this mix my boat haul.