What is a creative name for a hospital?

Hmm... interesting question, but I think I can whip up a couple funny ones! XD

-St. Ouchies Hospital for Illness

-The Medical Center of Macadamia

-Nutjob Mental State Hospital.

-Venus Envy Cancer Center

-National Uremia Hospital (NUH- No Use Hospital!)

-International Cancer Center in Louisiana (ICCL-I Could Care Less!)

-St. Horror's Pediatrics

That's all hope I helped a little! ;-)